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grimgrinninggirl:

witchyredhead:

bi-privilege:

"she can’t be bisexual! she’s in a relationship with a man!"

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Perfect use of that gif. Thank you.

#My name is Inigo Montoya you erased my sexuality prepare to die

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

youknowyouarerussianwhen:

This professor could not find a projector and drew the map of the world himself.

Pharrell on his time working at McDonald’s

theadventuringdoctor:

The Doctor thought and then sat up a bit, pulling his legs up to his chest and looking at Marie. “Let’s go to year 2014! Paris, France. That’s where you live. However, things are going to be different. For example, there will be these giant wagons that drive themselves. No more horse and buggies. Lots of new things…up for that?” The Doctor asked.

She nodded happily. ‘Tha’ sounds grea’! Bu’… ‘ow d’the wagons drive by ‘emse;ves, if nofin’s pushin’ ‘em?” then she realized what she really wanted to ask about future France. “Are there still urchins like me, or d’people ‘ave ‘omes?”

suspicious-maddie:

"…Police are now looking for Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan…"
South Park - 1306 Pinewood Derby

suspicious-maddie:

"…Police are now looking for Princess Leia Organa of Alderaan…"

South Park - 1306 Pinewood Derby

neongenesisevangelistchurch:

WEARING A NEW PAIR OF SKINNY JEANS FOR THE FIRST TIME

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nurato:

homurawitch:

genderpunkrock:

chickeenqueen:

ok so the other day i was just fooling around the internet and watching steven universe and i noticed that

Amethyst’s color scheme is the same as the asexual flag

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and Pearl’s color scheme is the same as the trans flag

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And i don’t know if this means anything or whatever but idk that’s kinda cool

reblog this post i want cishets to get angry

sighh

incredible

this is making cishets and allies angry keep reblogging it

greatdean:

I WANT TO READ A BOOK 

READ FANFICTION

TUMBLR

WATCH TV SHOWS

LISTEN TO MUSIC

AND NEED TO STUDY 

AND I HAVE ONLY 5 HOURS LEFT OF THIS DAY 

thebxb:

Oh my mom would totally shoot me.. But in the leg or somethin this bitch went right for the head.

obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

south-park-gifs:

Everyone knows it’s Butters!